10:08 AM
Right fer those hardcore enuff to stick wif me till here...i salute u ! *heels clicked together smartly and right hand salutin* ...kk after watchin 'the longest day' , i posed a deep thinkin question to myself..well it might not be deep thinkin fer u guys but it sure was for me! The question is...
: Would You Be Willing To Die For Your Country If A War Breaks Out ?
Lets give you a scenario ok?
It'z thursday....bright sunny thursday in the Rulang soccer court...everything was the same...the green grass outside the court...shouts and shoes scraping while a ball is being punted around...the only thing that shows that singapore is at war with malaysia ( authors note : this is just a scenario...so don't get all crazy about it) is the rubble stacked up beside the court and the constant smell of something burning...meanwhile at changi...pilots are busily refilling their fighter jets and checking their planes before going up into the air for yet another desperate struggle for survival. Will you....as a 17 year old teen...give up your soccer boots for a pair of combat boots and trade your PS2 for a rifle ? ( Authors Note : If u find this rather inane and ridiculous..kindly skip to the joke section)
After reading this passage...i realized it'z rather crappy but hey i wanted to keep it..so if the response on my tagboard is good and asks me to continue it..i'll ( although i seriously doubt it ) ok without futher ado...let's go to the joke! did i hear some sighs of relief going around? Oh screw it.
The Joke
An 80 year old man went to see a doctor for a full body examination since he was gettin in on years. After the examination..the doctor asked how the man felt.
" Great !" the man proclaimed
" I never felt better in my whole life! I now have an 18 year old wife that is gorgeous and she's bearing my baby!" the man continued.
The doctor seems puzzled for a while before relating a story to his patient.
" There was once a man,who was an avid hunter. During Saturdays, he would grab his shotgun and go out in the woods to hunt game before returning home exhausted. One day. he was in a hurry and in his haste...grabbed an umbrella instead of his shotgun. He went traversing about the woods until suddenly a Grizzly bear appeared and attacked him. The man took up his umbrella and pressed the trigger of the umbrella. The Grizzly bear the collapsed on the ground....with a bullet wound embedded in his skull."
" It couldn't be him who killed the bear !" argued the patient.
" Exactly." replied the doctor.
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hope u guys get the joke! it'z realli funni once you get it!