4:59 AM
Hmm now it's 11.16pm and i'm waitin fer EPL highlights coming on at 12am and been thinkin alot these few days..cause i'm at home most of the time..playin my rickety old PS, bein online or spendin time reading lib books...and i realized though i'm 'rotting' at home..i didn't feel too bored but something was buggin me at the back of my mind and finally today i realized what the feeling truly was ! It's all fine and all holed up in your house if you are happy, which i am..but then am i really wastin my time at home when i could do something really much much better..? Hmm..food for thought..Well as Gandalf The White said ( he was grey that time ) ' What matters most is that we use the time given to us the best as we can' or something close to that effect i guess...=P..so today i might go out and walk about in the world outside..i'm nt really goin out nowadays..it's scary..like i'm socially-impaired or something..damn. Well my social life is close to gone nowadays..too lazy to call people out to chill and do something..hahaha..i'm always laaaazzzzyy...but screw it , i have a right to laziness , i'm young and able and have lil commitments so let's all laze around while we have the chance to do so..hey i'm crappin !
nvm..so long since i blogged such a long entry..feelin great while i hear the clicks on my keyboard while listenin to Pennywise's "Down Under' i think it's the correct title..e song yong xun sent to me that time after he sang it funny to me..LOL ! he sang the ' i come from the land down under' like e pennywise guy and it's funny..no offence bro ! i just have a weird sense of humour...oh and talkin about humour.. here's a lil joke to share with everybody..it might be a lil obscene but hey it's all for the spirit of fun right ? lol !
The Joke
The was a happily married couple..the husband had a job that often took him out for long nights entertaining his clients..the wife, starved of human company started an adulterous relationship with another man. So whenever the made love to each other..the wife put her son in a closet to avoid any unecessary trouble he would make while she was busy .
One day while they were frantically doing 'it' the wife heard her husband returning home earlier than expected and bundled the man into the closet to avoid detection by her husband.
In the closet, the man was stuck with the wife's son.
" It's dark in here isn't it ?' started the boy.
" Yeah..i guess " replied the man.
" Would you like to buy a baseball ? " asked the boy.
" Not really kid..i don't need it" said the man.
" Oh YES you would like to wouldn't you ? " the little extortionist continued.
Realizing his predictament..and the trap the kid has set for him..he agreed to buy the ball.
" That would be $15 for the ball, and nice doing business with you !" the kid happily took the cash and this matter was blown over.
Then once again the wife and man were doing 'it' while the husband is away with the son put away in the closet before the same scene replayed itself. The husband returned home and the man was pushed into the closet in the woman's haste to hide him.
Once again in the closet..the man was stuck with the wife's son.
" It's dark in here isn't it ? " started the boy again .
" Alright let's cut the crap..what are you selling this time ? " the man retorted back.
" You would like a baseball glove wouldn't you? It's only for $20 !" the boy said.
" Fine, i'll buy the damn thing " the man answered angrily.
And once again the matter was let off and the man escaped without the husband noticing.
One fine day..the husband had some rare free time and decided to play ball with his son.
" Hey son, gimme the baseball glove while you throw the ball, we'll play catch !" the father happily proclaimed.
" I can't Dad, i sold both of em.." answered the boy.
" Really? How Much ? " the father questioned, expecting the answer to be in terms of marbles or spiders, you know..boys stuff...
" I got 35 bucks for them dad !" beamed the son.
" My God ! That's thievery ! You better confess your sins ! " and brought his son to the church.
Ushered into the confessional booth by his dad..the son was left alone in the dark room with only a sliding door blocking him from seeing the pastor.
" It's dark in here isn't it ?" started the boy.
There was a long pause before the pastor replied..
" Now don't you start that shit in here " he growled back.
End of joke..it was a loong joke but if you get it..it's kinda funny !
Woah spent about half an hour typin this whole entry..that's long just for a single entry..hmm but i guess i'm about done here..Whew~
Here to leave you a good saying as my last parting shot.
' There is no economy in going to bed early to save candles if the result be twins. - Old Chinese Proverb '
( Funny stuff )
* Asgard Eternal `